the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(Source: methedras)

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

toughpigs:

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legionofpotatoes:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

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  • Science World: We discovered --
  • Me: ONE STEP CLOSER TO STARFLEET
  • Science World: It is actually pretty insignificant --
  • Me: ONE STEP CLOSER TO STARFLEET
  • Science World: No really. It's nothing to get excited about.
  • Me: ONE STEP CLOSER TO STARFLEET
  • Science World:
  • Me: ONE STEP CLOSER TO STARFLEET

mirkkwoods:

"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. It’s five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before."

(Source: batmangs)

thewinterfrostgiant:

how to seduce a boy:

Step 1: look deep into his eyes

Step 2: smile a little

Step 3: bite your lip

Step 4: lean in so your lips are right next to his ear

Step 5: “hail hydra”

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Er, excuse me, who am I?