tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

toughpigs:

A third, web-exclusive video starring Cookie Monster, John Oliver, and a lot of cookie-related news story ideas.

(Source: meiringens)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

The World’s Most Wonderful Bookstores!

awesomezorua:

thepersonificationofperfection:

Poplar Kid’s Republic

Beijing

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Livraria Lello

Porto, Portugal

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Shakespeare & Co. Antiquarian Books

Paris

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El Péndulo

Mexico City

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Selexyz Bookstore

Maastricht, Holland

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Cook and Book

Brussels, Belgium

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El Ateneo Grand Splendid

Buenos Aires, Argentina

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Ler Devagar

Lisbon, Portugal

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Belgium ♡♡

(Source: lauralee-evans)

324b21-clone:

tatsrathat:

maslanian:

agentlesbian:

If you think Alison is the Clone Club “group mom”, I have some news for you, it’s totally Sarah.

"Please don’t tell Sarah" - an actual thing Alison Hendrix said.

"you look like you could use some sun, cosima"

"stay in the car, don’t cause any trouble"

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pachurz:

triijunk:

dorkly:

The Most Dangerous Gamer

I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages

THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.

according to google

(Source: karamelka)

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.